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Ten.

Yo momma’s so fat, Christopher Columbus claimed her as the new world.

Nine.

Your momma’s so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get back up again.

Eight.

Yo momma’s so fat,  she has to get out of the car to change radio stations.

Seven.

Yo momma’s so fat, that they had to change “One size fits all” to “One size fits most”

Six.

Yo momma’s so fat that this town really ISN’T big enough for the both of us.

Five.

Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says “Picture continued on other side.”

Four.

Yo momma’s so fat…..fat is a complement!!!!!

Three!

Yo momma’s so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.

Two!

Yo momma’s so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion.

One!

Yo momma’s so fat, even God couldn’t  lift her spirits!

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One Comment

  1. BOO NUMBER ONE.

    GOD HAS A CELESTIAL MECHANICAL CRANE TO PULL HER SPIRITS.

    Number FOUR = ANG KULIT LANG SOBRA. HAHAHAHAHAAHA


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